he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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