So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Shame - the story of my life.
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