just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
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Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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