Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
one might say we're banned from that church
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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