Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
smell my finger.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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