Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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