i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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