If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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