love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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