Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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