Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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