After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Operation Purity has been aborted
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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