the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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