You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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