sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
we should paint friendship bongs
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