I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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