And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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