I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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