She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
