omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
