yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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