check it out our google latitudes are spooning
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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