I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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