It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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