If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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