she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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