Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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