Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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