Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
