Its about making memories worth repressing
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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