what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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