its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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