Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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