yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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