i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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