she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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