either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
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Buhtt sex?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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