do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Im part way to drunk.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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