I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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