yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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