Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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