This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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