I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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