I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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