he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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