Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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