Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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