she woke up with a sticky ear
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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