Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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