Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

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(515): View more from Iowa

How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"

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(212): View more from New York

it was like a zeppelin in a condom

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(606): View more from Kentucky

All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"

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(541): View more from Oregon

well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick

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(217): View more from Illinois

Blame the bisexuality and move on?

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