Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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