I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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