It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I love you. Go after that dick
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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