I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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