We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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