this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
God I need to hump something, right now.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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