Whoa Z and x make the same sound
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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