just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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