i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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