I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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